Sweet Poetry: Unforgettable Listing Poetry Nearly Sells $10M Spec Mansion

Thursday, January 8, 2015, by Spencer Peterson

Every so often, the U.S. luxury residential property market yields up a bit of listing text so deeply purple that it transcends mere sales verbiage and speaks directly to the human condition. Looney Listing has turned up one such instance of broker poetry, perhaps the most powerful in recent memory.

Here it is, reproduced in full.

According to the property page on Redfin, there’;s a sale pending, which is what you call poetry in motion. Congrats to Coldwell Banker and Jamal Properties on their big big get.

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