Real Housewives of New Jersey’;s Teresa Giudice—a very tan human who was once famous for throwing tables and is now famous for going to federal prison—listed her mansion in Towaco, New Jersey last September, asking $ 3.99M for what commenters dubbed a pile of “tacky tacky tacky” “mausoleum porn.” Now that she is actually for real in the big house for the next 15 months, attempts to unload the manse have gone into overdrive. The spread, bought in 2002 for $ 530K, is now asking $ 2.99M.
The house sits on 3.5 acres and includes such Rococo-inspired amenities as a Bratz doll mural, a “wine room,” 6 bathrooms, a porte-cochère, 2 ponds, a breakfast bar, a 2-story “great room” with a fireplace, and a waterfall. Nothing about this place is subtle—not the 6 turrets, not the 3 bodies of water, not the bathtub with Grecian columns.
Photos are below, but if you’;re interested in looking at all the opulent homes of the Real Housewives franchise, then this map of every desperate Housewife estate is worth a perusal.
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